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Meal replacement shakes

This page provides quick review notes on the different shakes as I try them.

I chose Exante meal replacement shakes from the range of options, because:

  • Mix with water rather than milk, making them even more convenient.
  • Seemed some of the cheaper options out there (and they provide a discount for diabetics).
  • They have vegan and low-sugar options, which I aim to test at some stage.

Tip

I found them a little thick when mixed with 200ml water, and also a little unpleasant if the water was just cold water from the tap. I strongly recommend experimenting with adding more liquid, and blending with ice.

Milk - high sugar

Shake Notes
Almond Vanilla Smells like marzipan. Taste is very mild, not unpleasant. Am wondering if you could mix one of these with a cherry one and get a Bakewell tart?
Banana Tastes exactly like foam banana sweets. Not overly sweet though, so ok.
Birthday Cake Sweet, no real flavour. Bit meh.
Caramel Latte Frappe I don't usually like frappes, and only got this shake to try so I could review. But I actually liked it. Not strongly flavoured, but enough, and also not sweet.
Cherries & Berries Taste like cherry drops. Very fake-sweet-berry.
Chocolate Nice. Not overly sweet, decently chocolatey.
Chocolate Mint Nice! Like drinking a mint matchmaker.
Chocolate Orange Hoped this would be like drinking a chocolate orange, but it was more like a Fry's orange cream. For me, they overdid the orange.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Unpleasant. Overwhelming fake peanut flavour (which lingered - I could still taste it even after a cup of tea), but even worse was the smell.
Cinnamon Swirl Liquid cinnabon but a bit less sugary. Quite nice.
Cookies & Cream Not nice. Not sure how to describe it - overly sweet, weird-tasting cream? With an aftertaste of overly-sweet weird tasting rice pudding?
Creamy Coconut Not bad. Not much flavour (smell was stronger than flavour). Not a favourite, but not unpleasant.
Honeycomb Nice. Not overly sweet. Slightly like toffee icecream?
Lemon Cheesecake As you'd expect, quite sweet. But also had a tang. Not bad at all, for a sweet option.
Raspberry Brownie Offputting smell, strong fake raspberry flavour, almost no flavour of chocolate. Bad.
Salted Caramel Apparently so underwhelming I forgot to log it until days later. However, if you want a nice caramel/toffee, I'd recommend honeycomb instead.
Strawberry Not overly sweet, or strongly flavoured, so quite nice.
Strawberry & Banana Weirdly, very little flavour. Not unpleasant, but a bit 'meh'.
Toffee Caramel A bit underwhelming, not very flavourful. If you want a toffee flavour, go for Honeycombe.
Unflavoured
Vanilla Mild vanilla flavour, moderately sweet. Decided to try adding allspice to it, and this was nice. Think this would work well as a bland but sweet base to add other flavours to.
White Chocolate & Raspberry This is another "hey, I'm drinking liquid cherry drops" moment. Too sweet for me, but not nasty.

Vegan - high sugar

Shake Notes
Banana Bread
Carrot Cake I can't tell if this is genius or horror, but I never want to drink it again. I suspect this is what drinking carrot cake mix would be like? Only . . . sweeter?
Chocolate
Coffee and Walnut
Double Chocolate

Milk - low sugar

Shake Notes

Vegan - low sugar

Shake Notes
Double chocolate Nope. Odd test and bad texture/harder to mix than others. Disappointing, as other chocolate shakes have been good.